He's got a six-string and a sixpence,
And drives a real expensive car,
"Let's go on tour", he says,
Just a like a big rock star.

A built in remedy,
For Taylor and Mercury,
And any time you need a bass,
Just ask for John.

Caviar at big parties,
The best band from the seventies,
Extraordinarily good.

They are killer Queen,
The perfect music machine,
By far the best you've ever seen,
N' guaranteed to blow your mind (anytime).

Ooh, recommended live at Wembley,
Can't wait for Greatest Hits III,
Wanna try?

To avoid unwanted attention,
They had to change their home address,
At Queen conventions,
They had to record a private message.

Met a man at EMI,
Became a success in the blink of an eye,
And you know, even Hot Space,
Was a masterpiece.

Fans came naturally from everywhere (naturally),
Brian still has the coolest hair,
Permed to get it really nice.

They are killer Queen,
The perfect music machine,
By far the best you've ever seen,
Guaranteed to blow your mind (anytime).

Drop of a hat, they're having fun,
Party time for everyone,
Then momentarily in a big argument,
Temporarily at each other's throats.

They can absolutely drive you WILD, WILD,
They're all out to entertain you!

They are killer Queen,
The perfect music machine,
By far the best you've ever seen,
Guaranteed to blow your mind (anytime).

Ooh, recommended live at Wembley,
Can't wait for Greatest Hits III,
Wanna try?
You wanna try?