Song Parodies -> "We Are The Bengals"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

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Original Performer:

"We Are The Bengals"

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The Lyrics

This song is all about the troubles of the NFL's Cincinnati Bengals. I personally prefer the Bucs, but I just thought I would bring humor to football fans everywhere.

We've paid our dues
Time after time
We've done our sentence
And committed some crimes
We've made mistakes
More than a few
We've kicked ourselves again and again
We can't come through

And we're gonna just lose and lose and lose and lose

We are the Bengals, my friends
And we'll keep on losing
Till the end
We are the Bengals
We are the Bengals
No time for Cleveland
'Cause we are the Bengals, we're the worst

We've gone through the cracks
We've taken falls
It's brought us fame and fortune
And everything that's wrong with it
I hate you all
And it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider the management of this team a disgrace
And we're gonna lose

And we're gonna just lose and lose and lose and lose

We are the Bengals, my friends
And we'll keep on losing
Till the end
We are the Bengals
We are the Bengals
No time for Cleveland
'Cause we are the Bengals, we're the worst

We are the Bengals, my friends
And we'll keep on losing
Till the end
We are the Bengals
We are the Bengals
No time for Cleveland
'Cause we are the Bengals

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Tim Hall - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job.

Wild Man - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment

My Fellow Buc Fan, years of torment make victory that much sweeter. Nice job on your parody. I can empithize with the Bengal fans.

Jeff Reuben - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Back in the early 90s, I finally got into the NFL after boycotting because of the Baltimore Colts debacle. I needed a team, but didn't want to be considered a bandwagon fan, so I thought, "What team could I root for that NO one could call me a bandwagon fan?" The Bucs, of course! When you've lost 10+ games 13 years in a row, it's the way to go!

Trina - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment

WHO-DEY BABY!!! NO TIME FOR LOSING... BC WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS 4-0..how ya go'n cover 85?

Terry - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment

We are now the AFC North Division CHAMPS-- Who Dey!!

matthew - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment

i want to hear it

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