1) Well holy crap, we just got clomped again,
And what remains is stretched a little thin-
As we go by raft and houses drift fore and aft,
Forgive us if the tea room's slightly understaffed!

We thank you kindly, world, but please stay put;
We can't have dignitaries underfoot.
Of course, one expects there'll be a few rubbernecks,
But bless the folks who sensibly just sent us checks!

R1} Uninvited does more harm than good
[Uninvited] Where our lives once stood
There's nowhere to fit all of your luggage and shh-sheesh,
The cleanup would be blighted by the uninvited in our way

2) But Donald Trump [why am I not surprised?]
Can't let one camera go untraumatized;
So he and the boys flew down with all of those toys-
And Thurston Howell yachting blazer- my, what poise!

That's when his fanbase starts to shout and jeer,
Because Barack Obama isn't here:
That's by our request, you loudmouthed shortsighted pest-
So tell your little friends, give it a friggin' rest!

R2} Uninvited: did you think it would
[Uninvited] do you any good?
You've not helped a bit; my God you're SO full of shhh- shrimp
Just LOOK what you've incited with your uninvited foray!

3) Orange schnorrer! Wow, it blows my mind
How little help you really left behind:
If it's thought that counts,
What did you give? Not an ounce!
We're hoping come November you get soundly trounced!

R3} Uninvited! please be gone for good
[uninvited!] from the neighborhood
From here where we sit,
We see you're plumb- full of sh!+:
Hell NO, you won't get knighted; you were uninvited; oy vey!