what's that man holdin' in his hand
it looks a lot like he'll guide it in your back end
dispensin' pills, he knows the different brands...G.P....oo-wee
who's that man at a crucial stage
it looks a lot like he's doomed at an early age
thank god the medic man is filled with sage...he's free...oo-wee

if there's...doc shows...to the TV, i'll go
i'll be...right there...for that doctor kildare
cause i...guess i'm sold...on those medical roles...i declare...oh yeah

they don their gowns..and go to town...today
they slice and hack...and boldly act
the tension mounts, a cure, announced...OK
patients arise and you see the health in their eyes

if there's...doc shows...i'll get into the flow
and i'll...just stare...if ben casey is there
i say...its all gold...it'll never grow old...i declare...oh yeah

doctor. let's go

in his green surgeon's suit, he's preparin' to spruce up some biddy
and he'll touch up the end of her nose, so she'll look rather pretty
in this ditty, i'm makin' it clear. i witness this trend
love all my dear ol' friends in hospitals...man, it is so gritty
pity, when its...reruns

see that man cuttin' to and fro
the heart rate meter really seems to be readin' low
the doctor's brow begins to furrow...I.V. ?...could be

if there's...doc shows...i'll be viewin', i know
if there's...health scares...they'll be treated with care
and i...just behold...as the story unfolds...i declare...oh yeah

if there's...doc shows...doc shows...doc shows...doc shows

like i told ya the other day
i'm never sickened by those doc shows
i watch 'em
cause i think they're great
i'm never late
i'm watchin' me some doc shows