bowling at the olympics
can't believe what you said
all those handicapped faces
your words ring now in their heads

leno askin your frame score
then with such disgust
olympics are for lessers, not guessers
so insult them if you must

come on, prompters are friends
they'll read what to say
come on, till the speech will end
when the speech will end

you just gave the answer
there's no need to speak
you elitist chancer, dancer
lefties think you're chic

I know your daddy's a sultan
a kenyan known on a roll
with a little girl to attend him, love she sent him
special olympian bowls

your words will always scare'em barack
they are hurt inside
and you won't see your harm done, oh no
you just took them for a ride

come on, prompters are friends
they'll read what to say
come on, till the speech will end
when the speech will end

bowling at the olympics
can't believe what you said
all those handicapped faces
your words ring now in their heads