You know I love that comedy central station
I watch it day and night
Watching it forever
Until I lose my sight

I only watch one show
A lot more than the others
Don't need to hear that language
Said my loving mother

Oh but when she leaves my bedroom
And says goodnight to me
As soon as I know she's gone
I turn on my TV

I turn the station slowly
Fumbling around in the dark
Then I find the station I want
And I start to watch South Park

Yeah, in the daytime I'm an Average Joe
Just as normal as I can be
But at night I'm a South Park junkie
Good lord have pity on me

Well in the daytime
I'm always watching TV
Watching educational shows
Like The Price is Right and Family Feud
Or my favorite Reading Rainbow

All these shows are okay
But some really bite
You should know
That the only show
I watch is South Park at night

Ah, but when the show ends
I want to see more
I dig in my secret area
I hide underneath my floor

I search for something
That I can watch and see
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
As I pop in the DVD

Yeah, in the daytime I'm an Average Joe
Just as normal as I can be
But at night I'm a South Park junkie
Good lord have pity on me

My friends at school like me
They think I'm pretty clean
Well apparently they didn't see me
After I saw South Park on the big screen

I watched Kenny get killed
And watched him die
And thought it was funny
When he failed entrance into the sky

Yes, I did
Ah but lately I missed it
I missed the latest season
And if you wonder why
I have to work is the reason



Nobody knows how great the show is
I like it so very much
I hope someday to collect everything
Along with a second Cartman plush

Yeah, in the daytime I'm an Average Joe
Just as normal as I can be
But at night I'm a South Park junkie
Good lord have pity on me