I caught it on a trip, down in africa,
where they live so bad, and they're full of viral, ebola
e-bo-l-a ebola
she walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her name and in a gutteral voice, said ebola
ebo-l-a- ebola la la la ebola...

well I'm not the worlds most intelligent guy
and when she squeezed me right I fell for her line
on ebola.. ebo la la lola
well I'm not dumb but I don't understand,
why when wear protection, that I still can catch
ebola

well we drank champagne and danced all night
under the burning lamps so bright
she picked me up, and sat me on her knee
and said dear boy, i'm infected you see
well I'm not the world's most medical guy,
but I had my doubts about the blood from her eyes,
was ebola ebol bol bol la lola

I pushed her away,
I fell to the floor,
I'm not safe any more
she got down on her knees
well her was infectious, apparently..
that's the way that I wanted to stay,
and I always wanted to get it that way from ebola
la la la ebola

girls will be girls and boys will be boys it's a mixed
up muddled up shook up world with ebola

well I'd left home just a week before,
my blood work showed there was nothin before
but lola smiled, and said love please
and I got stupid, now I got that disease

now I'm not the world most infectious man,
well I know that I am, I'm a man and a man with ebola