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Song Parodies -> "The WiFi Connection"
Original Song Title:
"The Rainbow Connection"
Original Performer:
Kermit The Frog
Parody Song Title:
"The WiFi Connection"
Parody Written by:
Patrick Yoness
The Lyrics
Why are there not any
bars on my smartphone
When I'm in some other town
Bandwidth is promised
as part of my contract
But my signal strength goes down
Some wave their phones around just receive it
But that never works much for me
Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me
Who said that every call
Must be heard and answered
When you're driving in your car
You're in a deadzone
Between two cell towers
and can only get one bar
What I am saying
Is we keep on paying
For bandwidth that we'll never see
Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me
-All of us paying these bills
You know that it really so tragic...
Do you have the iPhone
That loses its signal
If you hold it the wrong way?
Droids might be better
Though Steve Jobs would argue
If he were still here today
I lost my signal and cannot restore it
It's something that happens to me
Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me
La-da-da-Di-da-da-Loo
Ba-da-da-da-da-di-da-Roo
bars on my smartphone
When I'm in some other town
Bandwidth is promised
as part of my contract
But my signal strength goes down
Some wave their phones around just receive it
But that never works much for me
Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me
Who said that every call
Must be heard and answered
When you're driving in your car
You're in a deadzone
Between two cell towers
and can only get one bar
What I am saying
Is we keep on paying
For bandwidth that we'll never see
Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me
-All of us paying these bills
You know that it really so tragic...
Do you have the iPhone
That loses its signal
If you hold it the wrong way?
Droids might be better
Though Steve Jobs would argue
If he were still here today
I lost my signal and cannot restore it
It's something that happens to me
Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me
La-da-da-Di-da-da-Loo
Ba-da-da-da-da-di-da-Roo
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Great title sub and very nicely done. You get five bars.
Very nice Yoness...it's not easy being green!
Extremely impressed. Well dome Patrick.
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