I am climbing up this rock, yes I am rapelling
rapelling, rapelling, rapelling
Hooking my ropes to regulate my speed
Well, you say it's dumb, maybe it's dumb
OK, it's dumb
I just looked down - it's several hundred feet
I've gotta hold on tight, or I'll be in flight
That would surely bite; I would be smushed
Stay calm, relax; and you'll soon have the knack
What is the first symptom of a heart attack?
I can't speak, pulse is weak, shaking knees
sweaty hands, baby
Think I'm gonna wet my pants
Now it seems like I'm frozen in a trance now, baby,
Yeah, COME ON!

Now I'm reeling, dizzy, and my glove's soaked through
And my mind is a mess; it's all screwed up too, dude
Hear me whining, pleading; making much ado
The result of this quest for zest think I'll soon rue
I hang on this rope, now; I feel like a dope, now
Without a real clue 'bout what I was doing
Guffaws, guffaws, I hear "hee-haws"
Everyone will be "dissing"
"No spine, that wuss;
what a geek, gutless freak, really meek"
Feeling like I'm a nerd, lately
I feel so screwed
This is all so uncool

Tried climbing up that rock, yes, I tried rapelling
Wasn't hard to see was not for me
Was embarrassed there and with this now I'm grappling
It's not a happy thing
Was not fun to have all the guys there see me
I paid for that climb, was I out of my mind?
With my fear of heights should have plainly seen
I hate feeling like I'm a moron
Will I always feel this forlorn ?
Growing tired of all the scorn
I need that crap to cease
overdo-ooh-ooh
For that crap now to cease
I really need some relief