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Song Parodies -> "I Can Pee Clearly Now"
Original Song Title:
"I Can See Clearly Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Nash
Parody Song Title:
"I Can Pee Clearly Now"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Malcolm Higgins did one of the same title, but the subject matter's different.
I can pee clearly now, the pain is gone.
I'm free of gonococci--gone away.
Gone are the dark clouds in my urine.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray.
My dink is a sprayer now, like rain on lawns.
All the bad nads feelings have disappeared.
Here is the rain flow; spraying is no chore.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray.
Slept all around--that wasn't too wise
If they'd stepped down. . .shoulda gone blew-wise.
I can pee clearly now, the drain's not clogged,
No gonococcal obstacles in play.
Gone are the dark clouds in my urine.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray,
Sun-yellow spray.
I'm free of gonococci--gone away.
Gone are the dark clouds in my urine.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray.
My dink is a sprayer now, like rain on lawns.
All the bad nads feelings have disappeared.
Here is the rain flow; spraying is no chore.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray.
Slept all around--that wasn't too wise
If they'd stepped down. . .shoulda gone blew-wise.
I can pee clearly now, the drain's not clogged,
No gonococcal obstacles in play.
Gone are the dark clouds in my urine.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray,
Sun-yellow spray.
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Forgive this old worn out pun..urine good form, today
You're a real whiz at these things!
A regular pee-brain today aren't ya? 555
jaunty as hell....5s
Manny Ramirez likes this one. So do I, so it's not just Manny being Manny, man.
Wee! Number 1=5s today.
Thanks, AFW, Chuck, Rick, Alvin, Michael, Red Ant.
This is one of those ideas that when you get it, you feel sure that someone else must have thought of it already... and sure enough :-)
Some almost identical ideas to what I had in my head, some definite improvements ("bright sun-yellow spray" being one). Excellent write, JB.
Some almost identical ideas to what I had in my head, some definite improvements ("bright sun-yellow spray" being one). Excellent write, JB.
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