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Song Parodies -> "Pepsi Perfect"

Original Song Title:

"Wonder Woman"

Original Performer:

John Bahler

Parody Song Title:

"Pepsi Perfect"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The fictional soda from "Back to the Future 2" debuted on Oct 21, 2015 as a limited edition collector's piece of 16.9 oz in the same bottle and using cane sugar. It was not, however, fortified with vitamins as the movie version was!
Pepsi Perfect!
Pepsi Perfect!

All the world is waiting for you,
And the vitamins you possess,
In size 16.9
Shampoo bottle design,
Same colors: red, white and blue!

Pepsi Perfect!
Pepsi Perfect!

Now the world is ready for you,
Better than Pepsi True*
Giving Coke a shove,
Smoothness that we love,
More interesting than Pepsi Blue!

Pepsi Perfect!
Next Gen wonder
Pepsi Perfect!

See the evolution through
Pepsi, Diet, Caffeine Free, Zero
Serve it ice cold,
With a taste so bold,
Low calorie,
And billions sold!

Pepsi Perfect!
Pepsi Perfect!
Taste of the Future!
Pepsi Perfect!
* green label, 7.5 oz version with sugar and stevia, 60 calories.
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Jonathan - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
how have I not heard of this becoming a real thing? is it still around or being limited edition did they stop it already? may look for it next time I'm at the store... 5's
Rob Arndt - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry Jon, the stock is gone, but some collectors have it on EBay for a large amt. The originals sold for $20/bottle. Online? $100+!!!
Rob Arndt - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, you can also buy Pepsi True on Amazon for $19 + S&H. That's 24x 10 oz cans. Supposedly a counter to Coca-Cola Life introduced last Fall.
Jonathan - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
^^ really? well rats! oh well guess I can stick to my aspartame free Diet Pepsi! :)

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