Never caught the ball at all, bro
Hit the ground you lousy bum
How could you be so blind, says me
Can't you see, you dumb or what?

They must have paid you lots of money
To make these calls, oh my
Mama booed that call, so bad you see
You @$$, #&!%, you suck, &%$# mother- yi!

I cussed and got tossed, I fussed and it cost
I cussed and got tossed, had to pay a fine
I cussed and got tossed, I must've line crossed
I shouldn't say you laid your mama twice

Games can be compete things
Tes-tos-ter-one at hand
More than a game, a man-thing
And from the park, I've now been banned

'Cause I cussed and got tossed, I busted that boss
I cussed and got tossed, guess the blame is mine
I cussed and got tossed, I blew my exhaust
I should've walked away and count to nine

Acting like a bandit
I just tried to demand it
Shouldn't say 'goddammit'...

And I cussed and got tossed, I fussed and I lost
I cussed and got tossed, paid a hefty fine
I cussed and got tossed, that ump I made frost
I shouldn't say you're gay and prob'ly blind

I cussed and got tossed, my trust has been lost
I cussed and got tossed, but my boy is fine
I cussed and got tossed, I'll have to pay cost
They're gonna let him play, he's only nine!

Well, I cussed and got tossed, feeling star-crossed
I cussed and got tossed, get meds I'll be fine.....