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Song Parodies -> "Bannon"
Original Song Title:
"Shannon"
Original Performer:
Henry Gross
Parody Song Title:
"Bannon"
Parody Written by:
K. Letterman
The Lyrics
The orange one is at his golden desk celebrating in song his appointment of his new senior adviser.
I found a man and friend
Site he ran thrilled racists, unhinged
So he’ll be perfect for team, a thinker
How giddy I am today
A right slant, he’s hugely okay
He’ll turn back the clock, hello to future
Bannon will rock our world
He’s alt right man for me
He really loves to lean that way
Wanting to help our country
Keep it white and free
Keep all the darks from our backyard
White House he’s helped me to win
Knew strings on the voters to tend
Loved how his tweaking corralled the wild herds
Now finally the world’s in our sights
And won’t stop till all of it’s right
Don’t judge us harsh, we’re bottom feeders
Bannon will help insure
Our country’s pure and clean
Shoo away rights for gals and gays
Maybe we’ll send to island
All those lefty weeds
While we sip drinks in our backyard
Site he ran thrilled racists, unhinged
So he’ll be perfect for team, a thinker
How giddy I am today
A right slant, he’s hugely okay
He’ll turn back the clock, hello to future
Bannon will rock our world
He’s alt right man for me
He really loves to lean that way
Wanting to help our country
Keep it white and free
Keep all the darks from our backyard
White House he’s helped me to win
Knew strings on the voters to tend
Loved how his tweaking corralled the wild herds
Now finally the world’s in our sights
And won’t stop till all of it’s right
Don’t judge us harsh, we’re bottom feeders
Bannon will help insure
Our country’s pure and clean
Shoo away rights for gals and gays
Maybe we’ll send to island
All those lefty weeds
While we sip drinks in our backyard
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How dare you attack the Klan like that! 5s
He pledged to be president to all Americans, and then he goes and does this. Really bad beginning. 5's
There's no evidence connecting him personally to the Klan, but the ideology of the Breitbart website certainly points to the type of nationalism and black baiting the Klan enjoys. Thanks for the comment, Monty.
John, this is one of many reasons I have no desire to give the orange one a break. Though he is president-elect, he has not demonstrated any behavior during his campaign (or prior to the campaign) that indicate I, or anyone, should trust him.
John, this is one of many reasons I have no desire to give the orange one a break. Though he is president-elect, he has not demonstrated any behavior during his campaign (or prior to the campaign) that indicate I, or anyone, should trust him.
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