Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. That's where you'll find your fives.

thanks mckludge

Good work. 555

Oh, ~GG~ you were so smart upon your mark --- but now I have to let you know you were the one -- Oh, ~GG~ please leave this world today, so that we can proclaim you slayed ~JFK~!

Still unsure about the JFK thing...but, very good theory parody..

Alvin - Love your JFK conspiracy theory portfolio of parodies. You've done a lot of these and they are all good. I know i must have mentioned this before but in May of 2004 I was on a business trip to Dallas. My hotel was three blocks from the assassination scene. I got a whole new idea of the thing. If you or anyone ever gets a chance to visit the site it is worth the while. All the TV and news coverage could not even come clse to capturing into a clear mental picture unless you actually visit the site and pay the $10.00 fee to ride the elevator to the 6th store of the book repository. From there any idiot could tell that Oswald had an impossible shot. The shot to the neck could have only came from the railroad track bridge that the road went under about 100 yards ahead. Also very unlikely that the shots came from the grassy knoll. One thing that bugged me was that there are still street vendors selling souveneers to tourists some nealy 45 years after the event. I didn't suppliment any of their incomes.

Again another great write. I really like this JFK series you write about. Keep this up and they are going to kick Lincoln off the five dollar bill and replace him with Kennedy. These JFK writes never get old. Wonderful job here.

555 magic bullets for you.

he he

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Super 5! He's 55 times faster than a speeding bullet, can jump over the tallest building more than 555 times, and is able to lift up boulders that are 5555 times his own size! Congratulations bud, you've just unlocked the secret character the crimefighter Super 5!

thanks jason...thanks GG cakes...lol...thanks AFW....i suspect the public will never know for sure...thanks guy....i would go to that museum in a heartbeat if i ever was in dallas...the subject obviously fascinates me...glad ya enjoyed...thanks merry :)....thanks ann....thanks dr. music...lol

Mr Zabruder was not the only home-movie maker of that event; it's through his shrewdness & suspicion of our gov'mnt, that his film survived. We owe Mr ~Z~ a great deal. Thank you, Sir Alvin, for writing on this ~US~ conspiracy of the ages!

thaks littleCupCakes...i couldn't agree more

I see a career in journalism in store for you Alvin.

thanks dr. music