[SUNG 1:]
When you've been GLAD
WITH uncles and aunts
Your wife's SO RAD
SHE IRONS your pants
You like CLOSED-LIPS FOR kisses
When relatives come to visit
Grandpa is BANKING and needing NOTE CHANGING
FOR step-brother-THANKING PRESENTS

You VIEW your own bro
And SHOW your nephew
GET A DAY job
On Mother's Day too
Playing twister with your sister
Next thing she's OBSESSED

Yes, we call it KIN ZEST!

[SUNG 2:]
My Nan is getting on IN AGE
While my second niece
Gets some oil to grease up A FRY PAN
Father MAKING PUNS
Brother having fun
JOKING WITH our uncle-in-law
We're lying on the ground
In THE KITCHEN NOW
Gonna make some round-the-clock MUFFINS
They're my next of kin, man
Our love is SO PURE

I give my great-grandfather BREAD
Cousin's on my bed
Spouse is LOTS OF FUN, FULL OF LAUGHTER
Mum and Dad agree
Sibling rivalry
Can only be solved with RESPECT
A filial scandal
I am NOT IN SANDALS

Grotesque? We call it KIN ZEST!

[SPOKEN 1:]
Now, how can you BRUSH OFF your second cousin,
Who's A LOVING wife,
When all the time your firstborn SPANGLES your Mum?

[SPOKEN 2:]
I don't know.
How can you BRUSH OFF your second cousin,
Who's A LOVING wife,
When all the time your firstborn SPANGLES your Mum?

[SPOKEN 1:]
Or, how can you WEIGH your stepmum's daughter
WHO WEIGHS sixty-nine,
When all the time your husband WEIGHS SIXTY ONE?

[SPOKEN 2:]
I don't know.
How can you WEIGH your stepmum's daughter
WHO WEIGHS sixty-nine,
When all the time your husband WEIGHS SIXTY ONE?

[SPOKEN 1:]
You CLEVER KID!
First, just arrange to SIT WITH YOUR aunty,
So you can be HAPPY and thus be SHARING SNACKS with nephews who AREN'T A BOTHER.

[SPOKEN 2:]
Wait a minute! That's a LOVELY DEPICTION!

[SPOKEN 1:]
Aha! OH YES, THEY'RE TOTALLY GREAT people!


[SUNG 1 & 2:]
When you've been GLAD
WITH uncles and aunts
(My Nan is getting on IN AGE
While my second niece
Gets some oil to grease up A FRY PAN)

Your wife's SO RAD
SHE IRONS your pants
(Father MAKING PUNS
Brother having fun
JOKING WITH our uncle-in-law)

You like CLOSED-LIPS FOR kisses
When relatives come to visit
(We're lying on the ground
In THE KITCHEN NOW
Gonna make some round-the-clock MUFFINS)

Grandpa is BANKING and needing NOTE CHANGING
FOR step-brother-THANKING PRESENTS
(They're my next of kin, man
Our love is SO PURE)

You VIEW your own bro
And SHOW your nephew
(I give my great-grandfather BREAD
Cousin's on my bed
Spouse is LOTS OF FUN, FULL OF LAUGHTER)

GET A DAY job
On Mother's Day too
(Mum and Dad agree
Sibling rivalry
Can only be solved with RESPECT)

Playing twister with your sister
Next thing she's OBSESSED
(A filial scandal
I am NOT IN SANDALS)

[SUNG BOTH:]
YES! We call it KIN...

[SPOKEN 1:]
My kids LEARN FROM STANDARD TESTS!

[SUNG BOTHl]
It's SO lawful, KIN...

[SPOKEN 1:]
I AM REALLY, REALLY BLESSED!

[SUNG BOTH:]
IT'S NOT awful KIN...

[SPOKEN 2:]
Gotta love my family crest!

[SUNG BOTH:]
Yes, we call it KIN ZEST!!!