Song Parodies -> "Give Me Bugs (Give Me Bees And Worms)"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Give Me Bugs (Give Me Bees And Worms)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

With the news of the imminent shutdown of submissions, I (Pippin) thought I had better pull my thumb out and get these into cyberspace while there was still time. I had been waiting for Merry to leave work and start doing parodies again, but this ship is sailing before hers. So, this is one of a number of submissions over the next few days that have been sitting in the vault - most for over 10 years.

Original song on YouTube

Give me bugs
Give me grubs
Give me bees and worms
Give me flies
Give me lice
Weevils, boll; ringworms
Give me roach
Under ‘scope watch their creeping mode
Eyeing too arthropodic bits
dart and crawl

My hordes...

Bees, they crawl up my ass *
And termites undermine you

Bumblebees
And locusts

Lightning bugs
Gnats and grubs
Centipedes dig earth
Glow worms light
(not in flight)
Stink bugs? (question worth!)
Dragonflies
They’re so spry, love those ladybugs
Frying, stewed, munchy treats too in
Parts or whole

My hordes...

Oh tsetses
Won’t shun you

Feed me slugs
Yes, you must
Give me protein-worth
Let me slice
With a knife
Creeping creatures’ girth
Flying hosts
On my toast, with this marmalade
Frying too, crunchy spree - eeew, like,
Eskimos

Give me bugs
Give me grubs
Give me bees and worms
Little lice
Butterflies
Beetles, beetles aerate earth
Frown: nightly hugs
From bedbugs, down with mosquitoes!
Trying to, blood-ly leech you, your
heart and soul

My hordes...

* This was the original single line for the parody inspiration – a true mondegreen – this is exactly what Pippin hears when listening to the OS. Yes, I know it doesn’t make sense with the rest of the parody (to the extent that any of it makes much sense) – but I couldn’t leave it out!

Thanks, ChuckyG, for over 20 years of great fun, and providing parody writers a common outlet for their work!

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