And now the time has come,
Vacation time,
We plan to travel..
I know it sounds insane,
But in a plane,
I just unravel..
A bus is not for us,
With seven kids,
Would not make our day
It's slow, and long I know,
But we'll go Highway..

Problems.. though there'll be some
We won't succumb
To our frustrations
If when, our twins, aged two
Do what they doo,
There are changing stations..
We'll cruise as smooth as Tom
Cool Dad and Mom,
We're mapped...A A A
On course, screamed out and hoarse,
But goin' Highway!

If we get bored,
Always an out..
Back roads explored,
A scenic route..
If we get lost,
No trying task..
Directions, too
My wife will ask
Like that "Great Race"
Or Chevy Chase,
We'll hit the Highway..

Through towns, with funny names
We'll drive and sing,
Read all the road signs..
Have fun, and make up games
See places where,
There once were coal mines..
And if the van breaks down,
We'll clown around
No do or die way..
Watch traffic, have a laugh..
Along the Highway

For what is man,
If he can't see..
Real joys of life,
His family?
When we reach
DisneyWorld, today,
We'll jump out,
Kiss the ground, and say..
How glad we are,
We got this far,
By goin' Highway!