Serve me… Hot Chocolate!
Toss your coffee
Right from the pitcher into the kitchen sink
With Godiva, Hershey’s won’t stand a chance
It’s Hot Chocolate! It’s Hot Chocolate!!!

Each winter we will freeze outside
Only one drink on my mind
Gimme some hot cocoa!

You can keep your wine
There’s no beer that fills my stein
My stomach groans
For that whipped cream and marshmallows

It’s that special brew
That beats the taste of any Mountain Dew
Might burn mouth’s roof
It’s worth the agony and that’s the truth!

I’m chugging… Hot Chocolate!
When I go ski!
It’s got the flavor of the best cocoa beans!
When I’m thirsty, Coke is not in my glass
It’s Hot Chocolate! Hot Chocolate!

Those Mayans were so bright
To invent this drink I like
So much better than tea!

In a gold mug I have it enshrined
You might think… I’ve lost my mind!
Warning! That stuff has gotcha!
Once you sip you cannot flee!

To make it’s not tough!
Open the packet, Pour it in the cup!
Water is alright
But warm milk makes it a sheer delight!

Cause it’s Hot Chocolate!
My favorite drink!
Drive down to Starbucks and they’ll make it with glee
Add some nutmeg and egg nog for some class
It’s Hot Chocolate! It’s Hot Chocolate! (It’s Hot!)

[Screw your coffee break, It’s time for an instrumental break!]

When you’ve got the flu
It can kick the ass of chicken soup
Make a whole slew
Those antioxidants are helping you!

Cause it’s… Hot Chocolate!
Laced with caffeine
Down a gallon, You’re crazed as Charlie Sheen
But it’s tasty and to me it’s like crack!
It’s Hot Chocolate! Hot Chocolate!

(Hot Chocolate!) Cures all my plights
(Hot Chocolate!) I’m drinking all night
(Hot Chocolate!) That Swiss Miss has me riled
(Hot Chocolate! Hot Chocolate!) I am so far from mild!

(Hot Chocolate!) When my mouth is so dry
(Hot Chocolate!) It goes perfect with pie
(Hot Chocolate!) Makes my taste buds sting
(Hot Chocolate!) This goblet I cling!