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Song Parodies -> "Klegane"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Klegane"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Wanted to do a side B to "The Arya Anthem" and I also wanted to do a parody about The Hound. And so "Klegane" popped in my head, because I've never done my obligatory "Cocaine" parody, And so I put down some pretty good lines on paper and then I check the archives and see that Phil Alexander had done on .. Krap. But then I decided to post it anyway because it's different … and Sandor Klegane is my favorite GOT badass
If you wanna stay sound, you best not
F#(k with Hound ... Klegane
If he's down on the ground
Then your mis'ries abound … Klegane

Stabs your eye, stabs your eye, musn't try
Klegane

If you get him all mad, then he'll
Stick your nads … Klegane
When that deed is done
You'll be feeling glu-um … Klegane

Brutal guy, brutal guy, don't ask why
Klegane

When your kingsmen are gone
And you wanna fight on ... Klegane
Dont forget this fact
There's a girl to your back ... Klegane

How's your thigh, how's your thigh, say goodby
Klegane

He dont die, he dont die, face got fried

KLEGANE!


Everything here refers to Sandor Klegane's best scene so far. Word around the campfire is that he'll eventually take on older bro at Klegana-paloosa I … but until then, the scene where he carves a dozen new orifices in a half dozen of Joffre's kingsmen is the current standard for Hound mayhem
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CML - April 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Hmm .... If he's down on the ground, then your TORMENTS abound .... because the fate of the poor bastard who wrestled Hound on the ground definitely transcended misery
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2019 - Report this comment
But has this hound ever caught a rabbit?
CML - April 20, 2019 - Report this comment
No but he has killed a wight rabbit. Go ask Arya, when she's five feet tall

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