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Song Parodies -> "Oliver's Army"
Original Song Title:
"Oliver's Army"
Original Performer:
Elvis Costello
Parody Song Title:
"Oliver's Army"
Parody Written by:
Andrew Thomson
The Lyrics
Another World Cup and Euro song for Germany from me.
Don't start your gloating
About how Germany are shit
'Cos you know we're smoking
You know we're in reach of it
We made the World Cup final
Even if 5-1 was the urinal
Oliver's army is here to stay
Oliver's army are on their way
And we would rather be nowhere else but here today
Worns Friedrich and Nowotny
Those boys don't crack a smile
But we'll keep out the Oranje
Hamann Frings Baumann Ernst run miles
And Ballack pulls the try-ger
Left wing Lahm, right wing Schweinsteiger
Oliver's army is here to stay
Oliver's army are on their way
And we would rather be nowhere else but here today
The World Cup is up for grabs
Berlin is full of Krauts
We're at home, win we can
We'll break down the Oranje line
'Cos with Klose and Kuranyi we know we'll be fine
What is the danger?
Those Dutchmen make it a career
They don't rate Germany
When we win, all over fans will cheer
They're going down, we're going up
We're Germany, we'll win the Cup
Oliver Kahn is here to stay
Oliver Neuville is on his way
AND GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP
AND GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP
AND GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP
About how Germany are shit
'Cos you know we're smoking
You know we're in reach of it
We made the World Cup final
Even if 5-1 was the urinal
Oliver's army is here to stay
Oliver's army are on their way
And we would rather be nowhere else but here today
Worns Friedrich and Nowotny
Those boys don't crack a smile
But we'll keep out the Oranje
Hamann Frings Baumann Ernst run miles
And Ballack pulls the try-ger
Left wing Lahm, right wing Schweinsteiger
Oliver's army is here to stay
Oliver's army are on their way
And we would rather be nowhere else but here today
The World Cup is up for grabs
Berlin is full of Krauts
We're at home, win we can
We'll break down the Oranje line
'Cos with Klose and Kuranyi we know we'll be fine
What is the danger?
Those Dutchmen make it a career
They don't rate Germany
When we win, all over fans will cheer
They're going down, we're going up
We're Germany, we'll win the Cup
Oliver Kahn is here to stay
Oliver Neuville is on his way
AND GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP
AND GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP
AND GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP
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