Day-drink to Putin is bending
The Kremline he is gonna toe
To assist freedom’s ending
He and his master are gonna sell Ukraine out
Most times when he’s drunkenly braying
It’s a Russia tout

Pete’s a nasty alkie, keeps his whistle wet
Never a spirits drought
Dregsdreck’s whistle’s wet
Russia, he mumbles, is wonderful
Da!Da! issues, damp dreams
He loves the no-hair coot that loves to shoot
Down children with his evil war machine
Dregsdreck’s Kremlin’s pet

Dregsdreck is fine with enslavement
First he chugs down 12 beers
Then high-proof brain derangement
It’s Russian vodka only for this pawn
So stewed he can hardly stand on his feet
To AA is where he should have gone

A big gin and tonic is his AM friend
He pours it down his mouth
Then does it again
Trunt got for himself a drunken fool
With a vodka-soaked bean

He gives the no-hair coot that loves to shoot
Down women and children a light that’s green
Dregsdreck’s Ukraine’s death

Dregsdreck’s gonna fetch
For Vlad, then thirst-drench
Pete, with stenchy breath
Alkie brain cells death
Always loves to heft
Toasts to Vlad and death
To Vlad, there’s no “Nyet”
Dregsdreck, fetching pet