Goodbye Freddie Phelps
Though I never knew you at all
But I think it is fair to say
You hated homosexu-alls
You crawled out of the woodwork
Tried to set the world ablaze
In a fire of hate and bigotry
And intolerance for gays

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like you're dogshit on a shoe
Leaving a bad smell in the nostrils
And a fetid residue
But it's not just you who's hateful
You've twisted all your kids
Maybe they'll turn out better now
That of you they are rid

You said "God hates fags"
But really, if I had to guess
It would be you were one yourself
Those feelings, you had to suppress
Your income derived
From the people you would sue
When you wound them up too much
Incited them to set on you

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a dose of pubic lice
Always irritating others, a
Noxious parasite
And I'm glad I never met you you
'Cause I know if I had
I'd have punched your ****ing lights out
And kneed you in the 'nads

Goodbye Freddie Phelps
Though I don't believe that there's a Hell
I hope there is - just for you
And for eternity you'll dwell

Goodbye Freddie Phelps
Now when I peruse your family tree
You've added so many new branches
To expand your bigotry

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a twisted, hateful shit
Inflicting your misery
On grieving families, you git
You became the epitome
Of all that isn't right
With those small-minded Christians
You cretinous gobshite

And although I do not like to say
I'm glad when someone's died
The world's a nicer place now you've left it
And that can't be denied