Mr potato head, keeps me so busy
too busy to play with alone
mr potato head seems kind of dizz
and when I spin him he rolls....
mr potato head keeps me happy
for him l always thank my own mom

and the 'structions now say..please play some more.. at least ten more minutes..
pleee-eeease mr 'tato head, just wanna play with ya
and I'll only push in your smile
plee-eease mr tato head, I just think you were a good buy

mr potato head, is now all in pieces
it's put back together today
and mr potato head he is a keeper
and I'll play more and different ways
mr potato head, says please do play nicely
as I waste those hours every day

and the 'structions now say..please play some more.. at least ten more minutes..
pleee-eeease mr 'tato head, just wanna play with ya
and I'll only push in your smile
plee-eease mr tato head, I just think you were a good buy


mr potato says.. eight eyes, are growin,
so trim me or peel my skin there
mr potato said be very happy Mal,
at least I'm not growing some hair....
mr potato says thank you for playing...
there is my box way over there..

and the 'structions now say..please play some more.. at least ten more minutes..
pleee-eeease mr 'tato head, just wanna play with ya
and I'll only push in your smile
plee-eease mr tato head, I just think you were a good buy

you're a good buy
pleased, you're a good buy...