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Song Parodies -> "Candace Owens"
Original Song Title:
"Rebel Rebel"
Original Performer:
David Bowie
Parody Song Title:
"Candace Owens"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
I was dealing with writer's block when putting this song together. Then her comments on George Floyd came out, which helped me to complete the package.
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
(Verse 1)
You got this lady, who is now woke
She, knows the Democrats are one big joke
Hey ma’am, what do you know
Hey ma’am, go put on a show
They don’t care, cause they think you flipped
C-SPAN ratings go over the top
You get fans like Christchurch gunman
MeToo women stupid and weak
Talk abortion, from those black folks
Go join Blexit, this is no hoax
(Chorus)
Candace Owens, lay out the facts
Candace Owens, deliver no tacts
Candace Owens, go drop the mic
Black chick, I’ve grown to like
Do ya?
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
(Verse 2)
You got this lady, who is now woke
Cause she, knows the Democrats are one big joke
Hey ma’am, what do you know
Hey ma’am, go put on a show
They don’t care, cause they think you flipped
C-SPAN ratings go over the top
You get fans like Christchurch gunman
MeToo women stupid and weak
Talk abortion, from those black folks
Go join Blexit, this is no hoax
(Chorus)
Do ya? Oh?
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
Lay out the facts, Deliver no tacts
Don’t like BLM+, BLM just reacts
With your, genocide of black babies born
With a low birth rate, defund Planned Parenthood
You’re gonna, establish that Hitler not good
As nationalist
And their rep Ted Lieu gets dissed
Your rhetoric is dismissed
So just drop the mic
You heard, just drop the mic
(Outro)
So they’ll shut off your mic
Conservative child, chi-chile, chi-chile
When racist crimes spike
What George Floyd done to you? Details are not brand new
A nationalist
Rhetoric is dismissed
Noo, rhetoric is dismissed
Noo, noo, they’ll shut off your mic
Eh, eh, shut off her mic
Eh, eh
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
(Verse 1)
You got this lady, who is now woke
She, knows the Democrats are one big joke
Hey ma’am, what do you know
Hey ma’am, go put on a show
They don’t care, cause they think you flipped
C-SPAN ratings go over the top
You get fans like Christchurch gunman
MeToo women stupid and weak
Talk abortion, from those black folks
Go join Blexit, this is no hoax
(Chorus)
Candace Owens, lay out the facts
Candace Owens, deliver no tacts
Candace Owens, go drop the mic
Black chick, I’ve grown to like
Do ya?
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
(Verse 2)
You got this lady, who is now woke
Cause she, knows the Democrats are one big joke
Hey ma’am, what do you know
Hey ma’am, go put on a show
They don’t care, cause they think you flipped
C-SPAN ratings go over the top
You get fans like Christchurch gunman
MeToo women stupid and weak
Talk abortion, from those black folks
Go join Blexit, this is no hoax
(Chorus)
Do ya? Oh?
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
Lay out the facts, Deliver no tacts
Don’t like BLM+, BLM just reacts
With your, genocide of black babies born
With a low birth rate, defund Planned Parenthood
You’re gonna, establish that Hitler not good
As nationalist
And their rep Ted Lieu gets dissed
Your rhetoric is dismissed
So just drop the mic
You heard, just drop the mic
(Outro)
So they’ll shut off your mic
Conservative child, chi-chile, chi-chile
When racist crimes spike
What George Floyd done to you? Details are not brand new
A nationalist
Rhetoric is dismissed
Noo, rhetoric is dismissed
Noo, noo, they’ll shut off your mic
Eh, eh, shut off her mic
Eh, eh
Can't wait to see how this blunder comes across. A rebel from the Democratic party. Maybe I can get more people to walkaway.
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Ignore the +. There is no footnote. It is a typo.
I like that she's a contrarian, but don't like her rightwing poliitcs. The fact that the Christchurch gunman likes her isn't exactly a mark in her favor.
Because she's a black woman, she can say things in public that no one else can -- like George Floyd was no saint. He'd been to prison three times, the third time for busting into a woman's apartment and sticking a gun into her pregnant belly ...... That is both a third degree burglary AND an armed robbery, both of which carry an average sentence of 5 years. He should have served 10 years for that, which is the max for either crime. He only served 5. So much for Floyd being the victim of "systemic racism". The system treated him with kid gloves
Also, Rayshard Brooks was on probation for four other crimes: felony cruelty/cruelty to children, false imprisonment, simple battery/family, and battery simple. A DUI was not something else he wanted, so he panicked and ran. It's odd to think that BLM looks to these folks as martyrs. It's ok to have a criminal record as long as the cops kill you. Makes me wonder where are the probation officers during all this.
More than that, a DWI is a parole violation. If hes actually out on parole, he goes back to prison. That would explain his desperate act. That would explain his polite behavior at the start; hes trying to sweet talk the police out of arresting him
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