{The spoken part before the Instrumental Intro begins, Crosby says this in a very terse manner...he is ticked.}
~ Hey, you guys, I prepared this feast with tremendous care just for you ~

{Instrumental Introduction - Tense, coiled guitar solo}

"Dave
my steak's too rare"
I heard that damn Graham Nash complain
I was gettin'
kinda pissed
'Cause I've been hearing this crap
every day
I said,
"Shove it, Graham"
and he replied
"That's not a nice way
to talk now, guy"
"Big deal
stuff happens
and life is tough"

{Momentary silence except for the sound of knives and forks lightly clacking and clicking on plates, one nervous cough and quiet chewing noises}

{Then another intense Instrumental guitar solo as Crosby's inner resentment builds towards a boil.}

"This meat is really tough to chew"
Neil Young said
"Like the strings
on my guitar
Could you pass please the teriyaki?"
In raised voice I said
"That sauce clashes with wine vinegar"
And then Stephen put down
his eight beer
said, "No wonder it tasted
so weird"
I said
"Steve, why don't you
just shut up"

{Guitar solo here reflects increasingly intense pent-up anger}

Then Young said
"This steak's as tough as leather"
I glared and growled at him, "That's all in your drugged-out head there"
I said,
"You guys
can all
kiss my ass"
Then they smiled at me
and tried to laugh
Said Neil,
"You're right, Dave
that was dumb...
Yeah"

{Angry, Shrieking Guitar solo to fade}