You, who are with that goat
should please take note
that you made him mad
He would like to protest
but he can't speak
so he just says, "Baah!"

Sheep are fun as well
and they won't tell
if you molest them
They bleat instead of scream
won't cause a scene
over spilt cream, man

Animals are fun to try
they can't talk and
you can lie
If you're caught you can deny
and "do another

Birds coo as tender deers
and big bull steers
are done by some lewd guy
And dogs will yelp
when they are screwed
Wow, this is lewd!
I am a sick guy

Eeek! I am not well
as you can tell
by what I did write
These freakish thoughts it seems
make you go, "Ick
this dude's gone awry"

Think this writer's brain is fried
I could scold him
yeah, but why?
Oh well, guess I'll let it slide
because he's cuckoo