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Lee O'Shea - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Very funny... now go run lines!

Mari D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Jeez, Johnny! I was about to have breakfast! I am flattered to have been an inspiration for you to... um... dig deep!

Know 1 can hear you dream - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

There's seems to be a neverending supply of proctology parodies, even if this wasn't exactly protology in the medical sense, 555 toast to that they may never END. :-)

2nz - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

So he started drooling, huh? That's... way more than any of us needed. I won't be able to eat for a while, so thanks for helping me stick to my diet. I'm glad you're already involved in theatre, you drama queen. "sabbatical from my sabbatical" my ass. This place won't let you leave, and you know it. It's got us all on choke collars for the many tournaments in the messageboards. How's your 'Rough' ordeal going anyway? And I mean your part, not your amateur colonoscopy.

Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Johnny, nice reinterpretation, I mean NOT so nice... :-) 5's

John Barry - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice reentry job, JD. I, too, was inspired by Mari's parody and plan to inflict mine on folks tomorrow.

Phil Alexander - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, JD... it's.. er....

...at least no "wrecked 'em" gag ;-)

Ravyn Rant - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I just posted a comment on "Ecstatic in Drag" saying that it was the first parody I'd seen today, and I probably wouldn't see one better. You nearly made a liar out of me, 'cause this one's easily just as good. The wordplay, while absolutely disGUSTing, is effing brilliant. It's hard to cringe and laugh at the same time, so I gave up and just laughed. Thanks! I'm going to pick a third one at random, just to see if it puts me on the floor.

Rick D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I told Mari that if the only result of doing a parody is to bring Johnny D back, it's effort well spent.

Adagio - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Johnny, well this was just plain funny...I listened to it twice so far. I was going to quote lines, but the one with the guy drooling had me cringing! 5's

alvin rhodes - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

ass-stounding...5s

Steven Cavanagh - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Now there's a glamour job.

Billy Boyd - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Very funny. 5's

Stuart McArthur - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

absolutely hilarious Johnny - Sought ingested downies, Butt found digested brownies - just one of my favourite bits - 555

Jack Wilson - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job! 555!

Paul Robinson - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, looks like you are ready for full-time duty here again, in spite of your protestions. First cackle-out-loud line: "Crooked crawlin' crappy creature cravin' crotch-'n-thong" Very nice anally situated alliteration...like the "hole" damn thing, but another fav was "High-colonic hassles/ All by moronic assholes" -OH, yeah, the "instrumetal sphincterlude" was also hilariously outrageous as well...and this was a nice touch towards the "end" Sought ingested downies, Butt found digested brownies"...Incredible - you sure know how to make a re-entrance, sir...I'd take my hat off to you, JD, "butt" I'm afraid you might poop in it...

John Jenkins - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

It sounds like the customs inspector should be named Inspector Rough. Well done, JD.

Johnny D - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Lee, Mari, Peter, 2nz, Tim, JB, philbo, Ravyn, Highlander, Pat, Alvin, Steve, Billy, Stuart, Jack, Paul, and JJ !

Spaff.com - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

"Dude, use more lube!" Heh heh. I KNEW this is what you were really up to. Sabbatical, my ass.

Johnny D - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Spaff. Butt that's not where I'm taking my sabbatical.

Bob Gomez, giving props to the Assmaster Of Them All - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Your best work since "Heave-Ho In The White Bowl"! Maybe you should go on sabbatical more often--NOT! I wonder what Colon Powell thought of this one--or John Asscroft--or Donald Bumsfelt....d;:^)

Johnny D - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Bob! ;-)

Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) It's their custom to be so ass-toot I rectum. Great piece JD.

Johnny D - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment

GRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNN thanks Guy!

Scathe - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Yikes! Security's getting rough at the airports. Good thing I don't fly.

Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Johnny D in fine form again. i don't think any parody writer can really go on a self-imposed "sabbatical" for too long. :)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) ROFLMAO. Now I have to pay for the guy's broken wrist. It takes a real man to make himself the butt of a joke. 555

Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Already commented and voted...still a good one.

Claude Prez - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow. It's like one giant misheard lyric. And so vivid. Excellent work.

Kristof Robertson - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Missed 1st time round (god knows how...) but this is yet another JD classic! Loved it, my son...555

Adam Eccleshall - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Very funny, 5's

Spaff.com - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Still makes me cringe, laugh, and tense my glutes. And I just caught your Jan 13 comment. LMAO (lubing my ass out)!

Johnny D - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Scathe, Agri, Luke, Pat, Claude, Kristof, Adam, and Parody Author of The Year 2004 Spaff!

Ethan - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM - Perfectly writtenbut a little too gross for my taste... 544 with standard amirigt vote inflation

Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

This was inspired by an unfortunate conversation. Spaff: "So, Johnny, what's your next parody gonna be about?" Johnny D: "Search me." Spaff: "Okay!" Johnny: "No, that's NOT what I meant..."

Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

All right, Michaelopedia, this is where the gloves come off. Heh heh.

Ash - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Once again dktos (>.<)

Johnny D - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Ethan (explanation? just curious), Michael, Spaff, and Ash.

Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM--Wow...they've got some strange customs in this place =)

Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM - already commented

MysteryGoat - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I feel so dirty.

Arwen - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment

SOTM--Hilarious...I'd honestly expect nothing less from you, JD!

2nz - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Still very clever and quite funny JD. And you never answered my question, bro.

Johnny D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff, Stuart, MysteryGoat, Arwen, and 2nz.

JANUARY 2005 SONG OF THE MONTH SILVER MEDAL - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=3855;image

2nz - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

And you STILL NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION, bro. How's the play going? Don't make me break out my 'forensics' home kit and go 'Canadian Border' security on your ass... You thought the airport was bad, you haven't taken a trip to Canada lately.

Johnny D - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Hi 2nz ... The play was a success! www.concordplayers.org , scroll down, click on "Angel Street" to see funny pictures.

Jim - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

it's Freaking Funny can you download these anywere lmao

Troy - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Hahahaha good stuff mate. Sounds like a good job for John Hopoate. 555

Johnny D - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Belated thanks, Troy!

Agrimorfee - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTY 05) Not for family viewing, eh?

Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment

(2005 SOTY) I hate to over-anal-eye(s), butt it appears that the MP3 I d/l is a wee bit shorter than this. That shituation is easily rectalfiable though; 5s.

Luke Brattoni - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTY 2005) Still disgustingly ingenius. Particularly like the alliteration line.

Spaff.com - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

What Paul Robinson said. The bastard stole all my favorite lines.

I can't wait for the Nashoba players to perform this, and for you to post pix on the messageboard, and...um...on second thought...

Brad J. - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment

Is Customs really that... Anal?

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