Constant fights and sexless nights no bars today
Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were beer
Perfect year if you my dear transformed away
Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were beer

Same old crap on a different day gets so old so fast
Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were beer
Wish I had a lamp to rub relief at last
Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were beer

And I'd like to change that wife, and you know I would
Just to be with "Bud" tonight, tastin' good
Lookin' at the slob that's you, man my life is Hell
But I guess that's how it is

Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were beer
Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were beer

Do your worst, it's a heavy thirst go to the store
Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were beer
Finally, you set me free, I'm drunk, you whore
Ooo ooo ooo, now you brought me beer