Went to this guy I knew to get some grass
The a**hole sold me crap; was not first class
All full of stems and seeds; tasted like straw
Think I would get higher if I smoked cole slaw

Bad weed, is really awful stuff
Bad weed, it sucks with every puff
Bad weed, doesn't get you high
If you're getting stoned it's from the herbicide

Were lots of rocks and dirt; half of the weight
Had sand and gravel, too; was second-rate
He said was "great smoke"; offered me a brick
That damned c*cks*cker was a lying pr*ck

Bad weed, every toke is rough
Bad weed, it is never good enough
Bad weed, one thing that is true
Nothing could be lamer than to smoke some weak "boo"

Did not get stoned on it; now I feel dumb
Wasted my money; ripped off by that crumb
Was bogus stuff; think it might have been fake
Did alter my state of mind; got a headache

Bad weed, it left a taste like dung
Bad weed, couldn't brush it off my tongue
Bad weed, real pathetic grass
Guy that sold it to me, think I will kick his a**