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Song Parodies -> "The A of Rod"
Original Song Title:
"The Way of Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"The A of Rod"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
The $252 Million Bum! The biggest failure in the history of sports! We can now call him The Great Sham-bino!
When you meet a boy that you like a lot
and you sign him up, but he wins it not
if a choke should start at the end of year
better heed those jokes that he's dumb and queer.
For the A of Rod is a man of woe
and the day may come when a game he'll blow.
Then what will you do when he sucks truly?
Like the way A-Rod disappointed me.
When you meet a boy that you like a lot
and you sign him up, but he wins it not
if a choke should start at the end of year
better heed those jokes that he's dumb and queer!
For the A of Rod is a man of woe!
And the day may come when a game he'll blow!
Then what will you do when he sucks truly?
Like the way A-Rod disappointed me!
That's the A of Rod!
That's the A of... Rod!
and you sign him up, but he wins it not
if a choke should start at the end of year
better heed those jokes that he's dumb and queer.
For the A of Rod is a man of woe
and the day may come when a game he'll blow.
Then what will you do when he sucks truly?
Like the way A-Rod disappointed me.
When you meet a boy that you like a lot
and you sign him up, but he wins it not
if a choke should start at the end of year
better heed those jokes that he's dumb and queer!
For the A of Rod is a man of woe!
And the day may come when a game he'll blow!
Then what will you do when he sucks truly?
Like the way A-Rod disappointed me!
That's the A of Rod!
That's the A of... Rod!
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That's why Tom Hicks Of the Rangers is paying A-Fraud $8 million a year NOT to play for him!!! You now know what Ranger fans found out the hard way. Pretty boys with lots of cash do not a leader make.Good parody Michael
Brutally funny.
Alex Rodriguez leads the major leagues with 10 home runs. And his team is 11-18. Coincidence? You be the judge! And I'll be the jury. Nominations for executioner are open.
Nominations for executioner are closed. He hit 48 home runs, more than any right-handed hitter in Yankee history... and his double play cost the Yankees the deciding game of the Division Series. I guess A-Rod's theme song could be "Wake Me Up When October Ends."
I'm curious Mike , we're complimenting me on ``Take Me Out with Han Solo'' or were you did you make a comment that was against my parody , I assume when you said ``Your all clear kid'' , you meant good parody , but I would like to know?
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