The Devils went down to Pittsburgh
They were lookin for a series to steal
Wanted to play pronto!
After finishing Toronto
This Lemieux thought he was a big deal

When they came upon the player Mario
Skatin' fast and firin' a shot
Cpt. Stevens jumped up on the players' bench
And said, "Pens let me tell you what...

In case you didn't know it
We won the cup last year, its true
So if you want to play a game
We'll make a bet with you

Now you play pretty good hockey men
But your scoring chances are few
We'll bet your rubber puck against our Cup
Cause we know we're better than you!"

The man said, "My name's Jagr, and I'll be traded next year
But we'll take that bet
And put it in your net
I've tried to beat Brodeur all year"

Dano's taping up his stick
And playin' his Defense card
Cause hell's broke loose in Pittsburgh
And the checks will come real hard
And if you win you get your name on Stanley's Silver Cup
But if they lose it STILL means PITTSBURGH SUCKS!!!

Arnott dropped the puck and said
"Alright, come on lets go"
As they stared into each other's eyes
(winning a face-off's important to know)

As the fighting sticks slapped on the ice
They fought for who would win
Then the puck passed to Sykora
LET THE GAME NOW BEGIN!

When a fight breaks out a penalty's called
And sends them to the box
The Devils remember their fans back home
And how that arena rocks!

Tripping, slashing, holding calls
Penalties had for dives and falls
Listen to Robinson, do what your told
Come up the middle, shoot, and GOAL!

The Penguins began to curse, holler, complain, cry and whine
They knew the next thing they'd be hitting is a golf ball at Tee Time
Stevens said, "Mario just come on back if you ever want to play again.
I done told you once you son-of-a-bitch
We're the best in the season!!!!"

Tripping, slashing, holding calls
Penalties had for dives and falls
Listen to Robinson, do what your told
Come up the middle, shoot, and GOAL!