When the razzman's testy, trying to make that baseman seethe.
His words sting; he's got glazed eyes; he stinks each time he breathes.
He's nasal and unappealing, and as the shortstop slides,
He spits out slurs and vile words, right by a family's side.

Razzman�take his booze away! He's a pain and makes it hard
To watch the players play. Razzman. No, razzman!

When the razzman's sickly, trying to keep lunch from being blown.
Wish he'd stay away�he's boorish; in fact, he is an a**hole.
He can fill his gut with bad beer, as he sits on his fat rear.
He can cry out to the Angels, or any team that's here.

Razzman�take his dude away! He's a pain and makes it hard
To watch the players play.

Please lift him, cops please lift him from his seat; he's a clown.
Then discretely take him out�the razzman.