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Song Parodies -> "J*zzman"
Original Song Title:
"Jazzman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carole King
Parody Song Title:
"J*zzman"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Gift me, won't you gift me
A cup of bold new genes
Donate nice
Spray it clean
J*zzman
When the J*zzman's testiclyin'
He makes his manhood breathe
He can fling goo into plastic vials
And give you what you need
It's a glass-full kind of feelin'
A touch of Astroglide
A strong and pure donation
From a guy that's gratified
J*zzman
Take my blues away
Make my genes com-bine with yours
Through DNA you spray
J*zzman
Ohhh J*zzman
When the J*zzman's 'rectifyin'
And his hand is grindin' slow
With the Astroglide he's warming up the hardness of his pole
He can fill a tube with man-ness, as he thrills his horn with cheer
He fills vials like an on-call angel, when ovulation's near
J*zzman
Take my blues away
Make my genes com-bine with yours
Through DNA you spray
Oh gift me, won't you gift me
With ev'ry sperm around
Spray it sweetly
Donate now
Ohhh J*zzman!
A cup of bold new genes
Donate nice
Spray it clean
J*zzman
When the J*zzman's testiclyin'
He makes his manhood breathe
He can fling goo into plastic vials
And give you what you need
It's a glass-full kind of feelin'
A touch of Astroglide
A strong and pure donation
From a guy that's gratified
J*zzman
Take my blues away
Make my genes com-bine with yours
Through DNA you spray
J*zzman
Ohhh J*zzman
When the J*zzman's 'rectifyin'
And his hand is grindin' slow
With the Astroglide he's warming up the hardness of his pole
He can fill a tube with man-ness, as he thrills his horn with cheer
He fills vials like an on-call angel, when ovulation's near
J*zzman
Take my blues away
Make my genes com-bine with yours
Through DNA you spray
Oh gift me, won't you gift me
With ev'ry sperm around
Spray it sweetly
Donate now
Ohhh J*zzman!
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15 CCs for this line alone: "When the J*zzman's testiclyin." Love your neolojizzms.
Looks like you've made a new friend, Johnny! Hey, I liked it! 555
It got through!! 5s, Mr. D...=)
Thank you, Kristof and Arwen! :-)
Some guy: If you can hand the meat, jets out of the jism. I mean, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
What's j*zzman?
" J*zzman " = " Jizzman "
Yo, 'some guy', I'm sure you're so "disgusted" that you plan to return here to view the responses to your silly little comment, so here you are:
Spank me. Hard.
Spank me. Hard.
LOL--and then OL again, Leola...
here's 5s comin' at ya
No comment. [ta-da! irony!] 5's.
Jist perfect!
I am very offended by this crap ;-).....nice work Johnny
Mistress Leola: That's tellin' 'em! Crack that whip, Mistress! Thanks!
Arwen: Thanks again.
alvin: And here's thanks comin' at you!
Merry: Thanks! Sounds like you got the jist of it!
Billy Florio: Hey, you're the dude who says that I look like Ozzie! I'm offended by THAT crap, mainly because I really DO resemble that remark! J/K, dude...thanks! ;-D
Arwen: Thanks again.
alvin: And here's thanks comin' at you!
Merry: Thanks! Sounds like you got the jist of it!
Billy Florio: Hey, you're the dude who says that I look like Ozzie! I'm offended by THAT crap, mainly because I really DO resemble that remark! J/K, dude...thanks! ;-D
EmiLoca: Ooops, sorry I omitted a thank-you for you in that previous comment-block ..... guess I had "no comment" at the time! Thank you, Ultra-Literate-Emi !
moi ? I didn't say much, but said something.
Ooops, sorry, Adagio, for some reason when I was cranking-out the thank-you's I thought I had already thanked-you up above.....Now I see that I did not, so, thanks very much, Pat! ;-)
This horn fills me with cheer! And to some guy: To quote the great George Michael (who could also be called a Jizzman) "Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should..."
Ashkicksass, LOL! I'm delighted that this horn was able to.....er, never mind, I'll just say, thank you! ;-)
Johnny...thank you, dear sir. (that's even more than I said before..lol)
This is really good! Lmao. Good job, and keep writing! 5.5.5.
Thanks, Frankie!
Great work Johnny! And to some guy all I can say is "Frankie says relax" (If you are really slow like I am that is a reference To Frankie goes to Hollywood's "Relax") HE HE Also to some guy are you sure your name doesn't cum from that old Chinese dish "Cream of sum yung guy"? LMAO!!!!
"Cream of sum yung guy"? LOL!! Mister Cookie-man, YOU WACKY!! Thanks very much! ;-D
Hey Johnny - how about doing "I Got Jism" by the Happenings? ;-D
Merry, if you become the new webmaster of Whatfreaks, then I'll think about it! ;-)
Johnny, This is the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST ASS PARODY I HAVE EVER SEEN in the 4 years of browsing on Amiright. Well done, for you have gained the thumbs-up from the Bobster, and that is a hard acheivement. Well Done. Boby. PS: Anyone who thinks this parody sucks is the ABSOLUTE BIGGEST ANUS THIEF OF ALL TIME!
Wow, thanks, BobyBird!
No sweat Johnny! Any parody that uses the word "Testiclyin..." has gotta kick ass. Boby.
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