Song Parodies -> "I've Given Birth"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel The Earth"

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Original Performer:

"I've Given Birth"

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The Lyrics

i've given birth...zoom...down by my feet
i see a child tumblin' down
i feel my cord start a-tremblin'
as soon as he's unwound

oh baby....did you hurt your face ?
fell out of your mom today
oh darlin'...how you landed
when you slipped from me that way

i've given birth...whew...that was some feat
i see a child tumblin' down
it stopped my heart...so unsettlin'
that kid sure bounced around

oh darlin'...when you cleared me
and you clumsily fell....what shame
i...know some...sudden motion
did something to unplug my drain
i was shocked to have this baby

yeah yeah yeah...yeah yeah yeah...yeah yeah

i've given birth...whoosh...act is complete
i see a child tumblin' down
i given birth...true...right in the street
i see a child tumblin' down...tumblin' down

i had loose control
and it was hard to hold
then then that tot unrolled
all over...all over...all over...all over

i've given birth...whew...face like a beet
i see a child tumblin' down
tumblin' down...tumblin' down
tumblin' down...tumblin' down
tumblin'..........down

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Kristof Robertson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

You've given birth, Al? I KNEW there was something enigmatic about you, but....;-) This was a load of fun. 555

Meriadoc - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Did he look just like Alice Cooper? ;-)

alvin rhodes - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks kristof and merry

Rick C - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Excellent all around, alvin! Funny premise, great pacing. What else could you want in a parody. Thanks for the laughs. 555

AFW - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

You've given mirth, with this

PMS - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Reminds me of that scene from that Monty Python movie "The Meaning of Life" ("Get that, will you, Dierdre?") And made me laugh just as hard.

Adagio - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I just had to click on this. Alvin gave birth??????? Very funny parody. 5's

Red Ant - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Best one I've read today. 555

The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Definately the best I've read today also... And the first line was like BOOM! Monty Python, with that Every Sperm is Sacred Song HAHAHA! All 5's from Charnstar

alvin rhodes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks rick AFW PMS adagio red ant and charnstar

Gungagin - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Al is the bastard child of Alice Cooper and Steven Tyler.

alvin rhodes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

yeah, but they never acknowledged me...boo hoo

Arwen - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Funny, Alvin!

Paul Robinson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Great job, alvin...it so happens I was working with this the other night...just trying to get a decent overlay recording of a couple parodies I wrote to this OS a while back. I like your version a whole lot...5's ~ ~ ~

alvin rhodes - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks arwen and paul

Peregrin - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Sorry alvin, my congrats are 'overdue' :)

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