Tebow played some darn good games that's why it's sad
his talents have been missed guess he ain't comin' back
the NFL can go rot in #3!! for what they've done
they drag and drop Tebow those @$$holes think it's fun!
picked four diff'rent times
Tebow isn't into crimes that's why ya know
although one small play'd prob'ly get it
they say "him? no forget it!"
showed him the door

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
ain't stealin' money
nor smackin' hoes
no crime record so he goes
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
I wish one more team would go get him
but they'd rather forget him
man that whole league blows!

Tebow was runnin' it was great big fun until they dashed our hopes
Chip Kelly proved that he blows and that was all she wrote
now it's just a boring "competition"
there's even a big petition in Tebow's name
fans say "give him a chance to do it!"
league says "nope! nothin' doin'!"
it ain't been the same

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
ain't stealin' money
nor smackin' hoes
no crime record so he goes
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
I wish someone would get him
but they'd rather forget him
man that whole league blows!

(I maybe angry as sin but this is still one awesome synth solo! YEEEAAH!!!!!)

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
ain't stealin' money
nor smackin' hoes
no crime record so he goes
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh (fade out)