Song Parodies -> "Feminoid"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoid"

Original Performer:

"Feminoid"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

DKTOS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwwYWlbP2U

Standing in the checkout line and hiding what I'm gonna buy
Feeling so self-conscious because this ain't something for a guy
Told my wife "I'm heading out to get some beer and pizza pie"
Then she said "hey wait a sec I've got some things in short supply"

Godfrey Daniel*, here we go again
Whoa yeah

"Need a couple female things please pick them up if you don't mind"
I've been married long enough to know I better not decline

Now I'm wishing I could die because this sale has gone awry
Cashier's acting like a heel, "Is this for you? C'mon get real"

Then he grabs the intercom -- "we need a price check - aisle eight"
Fellas if you take a wife this kind of thing becomes your fate

* W.C Fields, the American actor/comedian, used to confound censors in the early 1900's by substituting “Godfrey Daniel!” for a much harsher expletive.

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AFW - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Funny premise...and yeah, I loved W C...can still watch his old flicks, over and over

Matthias - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

I never realized that this OS is so short. Thankfully I'm not married, nor was in a relationship long enough with a girl to ever have to deal with this kinda thing, but I can tell you that it would be one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to a man. Sheesh, I feel bad for you Rex.

UnKnownVotress - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir, this could be the 'least' of your marital embareAss ments . . .

MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

great song, great concept... 5-5-5

Rex - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Many thanks AFW, Matthias, UnKnown, and MrMac.

Claude Prez - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Great stuff Rex; flowed very smoothly and I've never heard that Godrey Daniel bit before either. Funny and insightful.

Agrimorfee - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) GD, but that song is indeed short! Wish they bothered to write another verse or two, but you pull edoff a succinct "whambamthankyoumaam" on the parody subject irregardless. (been there, done that)

Matthias - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

As I said... Way too short, but that's Ozzy's fault not yours. This was good, and had a great premise. As for the rest of my comment, see above.

bobpiecheese - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well, that was short - but you did wonders with what little you had to work with. I wonder what feminine product was actually involved? 555, Rex!

Jeff Reuben - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Good idea for the song, would love to see the story continued in your next song :)

Below Average Dave - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Now I see what you mean in your comment on my parody, Too bad the song was so short, it didn't give you enough room, but awesome idea Rex.

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