I'm coding late at night
But the SERVER DROP'd the SITE
Think it's PLAY-ing PING pong
Somebody TYPE'd my written CODE wrong

Say! What the hey!
It seems that somebody TYPE'd my written CODE wrong
AND NOW the PROGRAM BOMBED
NO, they're gonna blame ME
YES, they're gonna blame ME

Please DEBUG for ME
COMPARE TO the KEY
You'll see
That I wrote every PROCESS RIGHT
When TYPE'd in later
It caused a BUG, much greater
My bad handwriting can't decipher

Boss will be cross!
It seems that somebody used my STRONG TYPED CLASS wrong
They made the DWORD's LONG
Think they'll try to FRAME ME
Yeah, they'll DATA FRAME ME

(detrimental intel dude)

Can you PARSE for ME
DIRECT CAST the TREE
You'll C
That I DOT every NET I WRITE
WHILE using ARRAY
I DO the months up TO May
Then CATCH every fish that got away

Why won't you TRY?
It seems that somebody HOOK'd that BUFFER'd STREAM wrong
It's taking much too LONG
Think they plan to SHORT ME
Maybe just de-PORT ME

BASE! Changed the CASE!
It seems that somebody HANDLE'd READ and WRITE wrong
And now the SOURCE is gone
Now they're gonna FIRE ME
Curse the day they hired ME

OOP! FOR NEXT LOOP!
THEN END IF somebody ELSE SWITCH'd DEFAULT OBJECTS
C IF they DOUBLE CHECKED
I think they should BYTE ME
NOT stereo TYPE ME