Come on, low voters, you think you're great?
You want a fight? Well it's way too late
Sooner or later, it comes down to hate
You might as well stop these ones

Well, we've shown you the comments--that's where to say
Our topics and song choices aren't OK
Oh, but they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done
Why do the good get ones?
That's what I ask....why do the good get ones?
Why do the good get ones?

We've heard you Ones Guys are a dangerous crowd
You ain't too witty, just much too loud
But when the ratings fields are getting plowed
Do you think you ain't hurt no one?

So come on, low voters, give us a sign
Send us a comment, what's wrong with our lines?
Anonymous votes you're hiding behind
Do nothing but spoil the fun
Tell us, why do the good get ones?
Whoo whoo.....
Just tell us, why do the good get ones?

You make a great big mess of our reputation
You say we've got no soul,
Our words are crap, not gold

We can take bad reviews with more information
What are we supposed to do--
Just sit there and play "Guess who?"

We ask, is there justice for your unjust votes?
All parodists here are in the same boat
Your endless triple-1 ratings are getting our goat
Honesty's much more fun
Does anyone know why the good get ones?
Oh oh oh, maybe..I ask you why do the good get ones?
Why do the good get ones?

You say, "Don't bother us, wish you'd get some re-education"
Ohh, we never cared for you
And you claim that we're unfair, do you?

Oh oh ohh...Come out and comment, don't hesitate
You low-voting people fought back way too late
Sooner or later, you'll see you're not great
You might as well stop these ones!

So tell me, why do the good get ones?
Tell us maybe
You know why always the good get ones?
Why do the good get ones?
Why do the good, why do the good get ones?
Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo.....