Song Parodies -> "Dean On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

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Original Performer:

"Dean On Me"

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The Lyrics

See? I can make fun of liberals, too! But is that what I'm really doing here? Howard's freak-out shows what we Democrats knew all along: This guy is much further to the right than most people realize!

Sometimes in our lives
we all get mad
we all get angry
but if we are wise
children won't flee
when we look hungry.

Dean on me! Coming on strong
thought he was my friend
watch Howard carry on!
For it won't be long
'til he's gonna need
sedatives so strong!

Can't swallow his loss
he bares his fangs, yells like Pacino
"Hoo-ah!" He needs to chill
that's what he needs so he won't yell so.

You just spilled on me, Howard
and I need a hand.
We don't need nobody to Dean on!
You just might have a problem
you don't understand.
We don't need nobody to Dean on!

Dean on me! Coming on strong
thought he was my friend
watch Howard carry on!
For it won't be long
'til he's gonna need
sedatives so strong!

You just spilled on me, Howard
and I need a hand.
We don't need nobody to Dean on!
You just might have a problem
you don't understand.
We don't need nobody to Dean on!

If there is a groan
from all your staff
and they just worry
I won't whine and moan
I will just go over to Kerry.

Go away!
Thought you were my friend.
Go away!
Go away, Howard!
Go away!
Away!
Go away!
Away!
Go away!
(repeat 'til fade)

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David Chrenko - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry MP, but you're not pawning the guy off on us! You know, that little pep rally of his reminded me of a combination of Vince McMahon (for obvious reasons), Knute Rockne's pep talk in "Rudy" (We're goin' inside 'em!...We're goin' outside 'em!...We're goin' inside and outside 'em!), and Bobby Thompson's home run moment: The Giants win the pennant!...The Giants win the pennant!...The Giants win the pennant!!...The Giants win the . . . HEEEEYYYOOOOWWW!!! Dean doesn't wear that hat any better than Algore did when he tried it on.

Party Chairman - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah, why you wanna bully Dean in this song? The guy was just plain funny, unlike this parody.

John Jenkins - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Michael - I commend you for doing a parody of a Democrat. Keep it up - it might grow on you. But your comment about Dean leaning to the right is disingenuous - as demonstrated by his statement that the Democratic Leadership Council is the Republican wing of the Democratic Party.

Billy Florio - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

I was just at a CPAC conference in Arlington for the last few days....at it the Ultimate Warrior did his impression of the Dean speech...priceless.......

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