Song Parodies -> "Only Women Bleed (Periodically)"

Original Song Title:

"Only Women Bleed"

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"Only Women Bleed (Periodically)"

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The Lyrics

Man has his shaving - as his daily pain
He's got the razor - oh, but for girls it ain't
She spends a week on each month in leak
She sheds her egg as emotional freak

She cries alone and is nervous wreck
He stands all that anger and all that drek
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

There goes womb lining, and unused egg cell
It's for some girls easy, others living hell
Time for pads or tampons, Lunacup or rag -
It's again the time to hoist Japan-ese flag

All I'm really looking for is just normal life -
I cannot please my man for some days as wife
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Being nasty all of the time
Bitter like the lime -
A woman on her prime!
And you there in celibate waiting Aunt Flo go away - please wait,
Wait me bleed -
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

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Agrimorfee - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment

What Alice only could vaguely hint at. Nice flow to the lyrics. :) May I steer you towards the guy's statement on the subject in a shamless self-promotion? http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen403.shtml

Susanna Viljanen - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Men have a small nuisance daily, women a big nuisance once in a month. It is just a question of two evils. I checked your song, and voted and commented it. I usually don't do bodily function parodies, but this song provided a good basis.

AFW - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm padding these fives to cover the subject ..your parody should set men-struate

Silver Power - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

I would probably rather shave. 5's from me. What two Maxi-Punks gave you1's?

Christie Marie M - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Oooooohhhh....very, very embarrassing moment for girls and women to go through that situation.Teenage girls especially go through that situation and afraid to show themselves in school. I echo Agri's comment. Great flow to the song. 5's.

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