on the day I was sick, the green came down,
there was snotters brewin, in my home town
it was the second day, my nose had run.
and it scared the hell out of everyone
I wiped up, I wiped down
I wiped green, they turned brown,
I wiped slow, they trailed down,
they were a bad boy's boogies,

bein' a bad boy ain't that bad,
I wiped me more dirty loogies than most men ever have
all those hankies never bothered me,
I'm wipin on wood, a bad boy, you see,

they said wipe, I said no,
they would clean, mop and glow,
I wiped up, I wiped down,
I wiped my bad boy boogies
all over town..

wanna tell you no stories, wanna tell you no lies,
I would wipe them and I'd hope they dry
I just line them up, and I wipe them on
and I hope in the morin'. they're not gone

they said wipe, I said no,
they would clean, mop and glow,
I wiped up, I wiped down,
some were green, they turned brown
bad boy's boogies
bad boy's boogies
bad boys boogies