Song Parodies -> "Dirty Words... None Were Bleeped"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Original Performer:

"Dirty Words... None Were Bleeped"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

this movie's dirty, all the papers said
they gave it bad reviews
you really oughta wait and save your bread
this film is real bad news
can't go alone...a chaperone...must be found in time
get my kicks...when i see...dirty flicks
it shouldn't be a crime

dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...and the words weren't bleeped
dirty words...and the words weren't bleeped

we don't have problems tryin' to get in
deception is an art
i'm really havin' fun with my best friends
that's when the swearin' starts
at first we're thrown...or minds are blown
this language does appall
but in a bit...we're diggin' it...our inhibitions fall

dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...and the words weren't bleeped
dirty words...and the words weren't bleeped

my mama told me she thought cussin's wrong
there's no ifs ands or buts
she keeps naggin' me all day long
enough to drive me nuts
i piss and moan...leave me alone...you just don't understand
i feel free...sayin' what i please...like a grown up man

dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...none were bleeped
dirty words...and the words weren't bleeped
dirty words...and the words weren't bleeped

blasphemy...obscenities...vulgaries...none were bleeped
the "f" word...the "c" word...the "s" word...none were bleeped

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Ravyn Rant - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This is almost as much fun as "Dirty Deeds done with Sheep"!

Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I feel smutty just reading it....:-) Well done Al 555

alvin rhodes - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks ravyn and kristof

The Great Karlando - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Have you ever seen Jimmy Kimmels shows when he does the unneccisary censorship stuff? Very funny stuff. Anything bashing censors is automatically awesome in my book, but this deserves the fives. Good job, dude.

Rick D - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

The two extremes on television is to bleep the middle of the cuss word (s**t--gee I wonder what that was?) or to put another word in it's place "Tell that melon sucker to go flip himself!" Usually with hilarious results.

Troy - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

HAHAHAHAHAHA bloody good one mate!!! This parody rules!!! 70s Aussie rock rules!!! All 5's from me. Telly ya what be good for the ending of this song, at the end bit where they yell "YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH", you could put "YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH PISS OFF!!!!!!", that will certainly go well with the parody as well as giving it an Aussie touch. Well done mate!!!

Melhi - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This was (bleep)in' funny!

alvin rhodes - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

thank you all for the !@#$%^ comments...hee hee hee

malcolm higgins - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

as a lead singer in an ac/dc tribute band, I loved it !! 5-5-5 for those of you with hjigh speed ( or a lot of time) Malcolm Higgins and band "jailbreak" can be downloaded on line at www.jailbreak.ca audio, pics, and bios of a pretty good tribute.. btw.. any feedback on the band or the site would be appreciated at [email protected] love you guys to bits......................

Claude Prez - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Great title; very funny. Also, Rick's "Tell that melon sucker to go flip himself" comment made me laugh too.

Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin, you're the Oriole fan, right? Did you know B-More's Joan Jett also did this? This parody was really (expletive deleted) good. Malcolm sings for an AC/DC tribute band? So he's their big Johnson?

alvin rhodes - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

thank you all for taking a look...by the way...i'm a dodger fan..though i harbor no ill will toward the orioles

zfunky1 - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

great parody... great pacing!! Especially liked the ending. WAAAAAY better than DDDw/ sheep!

daniel shaltes - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment

good but not as good as DDDw/sheep. i still liked it !

me - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

u are still a cheap ass!

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