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Song Parodies -> "I Left My Spleen in Sausalito"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"I Left My Spleen in Sausalito"
Parody Written by:
Don the Dfoofnik
The Lyrics
After a vehement political schism with my co-parodist twin Dan, I'm hoping for a solo contract from Yancovich Records. (Note: The "Twins Reunion Tour" has not yet been scheduled. Check your local ticket outlet.)
When penniless in Reno, I saw an ad one day,
That med schools on the Coast, for patients they would pay.
The surgeries went well, weather's sunny, I've got money,
But side effects, they linger to this day...
I left my SPLEEN in Sausalito,
I left my BRAIN in San Jose...
My LIVER currently resides, just outside Riverside,
And my LUNGS are in Belair.
(They like it there.)
My EYES and EARS are up in Fresno,
I've body parts, in Burbank too...
And if I nev-er get myself together,
At least I'll give...my HEART..to you...
That med schools on the Coast, for patients they would pay.
The surgeries went well, weather's sunny, I've got money,
But side effects, they linger to this day...
I left my SPLEEN in Sausalito,
I left my BRAIN in San Jose...
My LIVER currently resides, just outside Riverside,
And my LUNGS are in Belair.
(They like it there.)
My EYES and EARS are up in Fresno,
I've body parts, in Burbank too...
And if I nev-er get myself together,
At least I'll give...my HEART..to you...
(Okay, I gave up funny for schmaltzy...a tribute to you, Tony!)
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clever...i dug it
Sir, this makes me smile, mostly because you name cities of which I am familiar; but I doubt that Sausalito citizens would find this humorously !
hahaha!!! perfect for my holloween gig!
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