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Song Parodies -> "Bagger Is Fine"
Original Song Title:
"Draggin The Line"
Original Performer:
Tommy James And The Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"Bagger Is Fine"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
so if I have a sex change I can join the LPGA too?
can't make the cut at the PGA
making a living with the chicks today
she was born with a putter bigger than mjne
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
she likes a dress with some frills and flowers,
surgery takes less than several hours
she can take looks in the womens room sometimes
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
is this fine? over the gender line
making the "cut" this time am I unkind?
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
she hits the ball quite hard, what a rapper,
once with a putter and now with a flapper
she was a flop but she made the cut this time
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
is this fine? over the gender line
making the "cut" this time am I unkind?
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
making a living with the chicks today
she was born with a putter bigger than mjne
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
she likes a dress with some frills and flowers,
surgery takes less than several hours
she can take looks in the womens room sometimes
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
is this fine? over the gender line
making the "cut" this time am I unkind?
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
she hits the ball quite hard, what a rapper,
once with a putter and now with a flapper
she was a flop but she made the cut this time
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
is this fine? over the gender line
making the "cut" this time am I unkind?
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
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Hey, if you could get two reverse-sex-changes every year, you could play in both the LPGA and the PGA ... and you could cheat on yourself ... hmm, would they call that "cheating your meat" ?
Johnny, as commenters go, you're getting more predictable than most. (LOL)
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