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Song Parodies -> "What Food? Pussycat!"
Original Song Title:
"What's New, Pussycat?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"What Food? Pussycat!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
What food? Pussycat!
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
That's good, pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Pussycat, pussycat, rolled in flour,
Cooked for an hour, and drenched in roux.
Slow-roasted, powdered with flour; to you we will toast.
Pussycat, pussycat, my lunch, you,
Fress, I do.
Juicy, this pussycat roast.
What food? Pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
That's good, pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Pussycat, pussycat, you're so filling
And I'm so swilling
Booze ere I chew.
Before I take sup, I shake up at a Bondesque pace.
Pussycat, pussycat, my lunch, you;
Guest is Stew,
Who'll lunch with me at my place.
What food? Pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
That's good, pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Pussycat, pussycat, you're delicious
Also nutritious; leftovers: stew.
We'll drool while nipping on sweet little pussycat hips.
Pussycat, pussycat, my lunch, you,
Fress, I do:
Food of your pussycat hips,
Ro-o-o-oast.
Food that Stew and I both prize,
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Feud over pussycat nose.
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
That's good, pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Pussycat, pussycat, rolled in flour,
Cooked for an hour, and drenched in roux.
Slow-roasted, powdered with flour; to you we will toast.
Pussycat, pussycat, my lunch, you,
Fress, I do.
Juicy, this pussycat roast.
What food? Pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
That's good, pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Pussycat, pussycat, you're so filling
And I'm so swilling
Booze ere I chew.
Before I take sup, I shake up at a Bondesque pace.
Pussycat, pussycat, my lunch, you;
Guest is Stew,
Who'll lunch with me at my place.
What food? Pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
That's good, pussycat
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Pussycat, pussycat, you're delicious
Also nutritious; leftovers: stew.
We'll drool while nipping on sweet little pussycat hips.
Pussycat, pussycat, my lunch, you,
Fress, I do:
Food of your pussycat hips,
Ro-o-o-oast.
Food that Stew and I both prize,
Ro-o-o-o-oast.
Feud over pussycat nose.
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That's disgusting, John. I thought this was going to be a semi-obscene song about "eating" the Pussycat Dolls. But this... I don't know, maybe I just think doing what you're discussing to cats is wrong.
they're not bad if prepared properly
Michael, I love cats. Wait till I get to dogs, which I don't. Thanks, Alvin, nice takeoff on the W.C. Fields line in "Tilly and Gus," if I recall correctly: Alison Skipworth: "What's the matter, Gus, don't you like children?" Fields: "I do if they're properly cooked."
All I can say is Meee OWWWCHH!!! 555
Far out and funny..
Why essen when you can fressen... :-)
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