This lot's effluvial,
Only loved by lobby chums.
This lot's effluvial,
Taking funds from lobby chums.
But when we see them hanging around with lobby chums,
This lot's excusial;
They say, "Who? I!"
Oh, they start to lie.

This lot's excusial,
They hand out nothing but lines.
They start to shout to distract us
From outlandish crimes.
They all take a free lunch
From that bunch of lobby chums.

This lot's effluvial,
Pure crap is what they say,
Pure pap is what they bray.
For saps they take us every time.
Love to stick it to constituent crew.
Why don't these lazy bums do time?

This lot's effluvial,
They take cash from lobby chums.
This lot's effluvial,
They kiss ass of lobby chums.
I'd like to see a change but find
At election time:
This lot's immovable, like slimy poo
Rimed on your shoe, gross, gross. . . .