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Song Parodies -> "Sex (Is Six In Roman Numbers)"
Original Song Title:
"One"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Three Dog Night
Parody Song Title:
"Sex (Is Six In Roman Numbers)"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
U-num's the very first number ancient Romans used
Du-o is the second one
It's a prime and it's even and comes after one
Tres, is the number that comes after the Roman two
Yes, it's the number that comes after the Roman two
And sex is the number you get when you do tres-times-two
Sex is six in Roman numbers, (whoa-)whoop-dee-doo!
Sex is not cool anymore since those ancient days
Now I spend my time just making lines with sex today
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is six in Roman numbers
See it's tres-times-two
Sex
Is six in Roman (numbers)
Sex
Is six in Roman (numbers)
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Yes it's tres-times-two
Sex is not cool anymore since those ancient days
Num-ber
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is six in Roman numbers
Yeah it's tres-times-two
Num-ber
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is six in Roman numbers
Half-a-dozen, too
Sex (Sex, it's an old Roman number...two times three, whoo-hoo!)
(Number)...Sex, it's an old Roman number...and it's Latin, too!
(Number)...Sex, it's an old Roman number...never used by prudes!
Du-o is the second one
It's a prime and it's even and comes after one
Tres, is the number that comes after the Roman two
Yes, it's the number that comes after the Roman two
And sex is the number you get when you do tres-times-two
Sex is six in Roman numbers, (whoa-)whoop-dee-doo!
Sex is not cool anymore since those ancient days
Now I spend my time just making lines with sex today
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is six in Roman numbers
See it's tres-times-two
Sex
Is six in Roman (numbers)
Sex
Is six in Roman (numbers)
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Yes it's tres-times-two
Sex is not cool anymore since those ancient days
Num-ber
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is six in Roman numbers
Yeah it's tres-times-two
Num-ber
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is an old Roman number
Sex
Is six in Roman numbers
Half-a-dozen, too
Sex (Sex, it's an old Roman number...two times three, whoo-hoo!)
(Number)...Sex, it's an old Roman number...and it's Latin, too!
(Number)...Sex, it's an old Roman number...never used by prudes!
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How did I know this was going to happen? You little scamp!
Thanks, Ashkicksass! Well, you know them ancient Romans, they loved to do things in groups, probably often groups of 6 or more ..... ;-D
XV
DKTOS...sorry, JD!
I would give you six...but that's just wrong...so Ill give you 5-5-5
only johnny could turn a song about roman numerology into a sex song.......
15, but remember, 10 is the horniest number
VI, VI Six, Six, Sex, Sex.... I'll stick to 5's though. :D
Not sure how I missed this earlier...but great job, Mr. D....5s!
V-V-V-Very clever, Johnny!
Thanks everyone!
Ashkicksass: Scamp, yes. Little? Hmph!
JB: XXXcellent, XXXcellent!
KR: No problem, always feel free to stop by!
Billy: Thankumus Maximus.
alvin: Only me? I think there's quite a long list of usual suspects around here who could do it to!
Dee: 10 is the horniest number? Are we talking fingers or toes? Or something on the Bo Derekometer?
Pat: They are always welcome!
Arwen: Thank you, Iluvatara!
Rod W: Since V is the Roman numeral for 5, Beethoven's 5th Symphony is his Symphony Number V. And in Morse Code, V is represented by three dits followed by a dah. Now, imagine the Morse Code sound of DIT-DIT-DIT-DAAAHHH ..... What famous symphony does that remind you of?
Ashkicksass: Scamp, yes. Little? Hmph!
JB: XXXcellent, XXXcellent!
KR: No problem, always feel free to stop by!
Billy: Thankumus Maximus.
alvin: Only me? I think there's quite a long list of usual suspects around here who could do it to!
Dee: 10 is the horniest number? Are we talking fingers or toes? Or something on the Bo Derekometer?
Pat: They are always welcome!
Arwen: Thank you, Iluvatara!
Rod W: Since V is the Roman numeral for 5, Beethoven's 5th Symphony is his Symphony Number V. And in Morse Code, V is represented by three dits followed by a dah. Now, imagine the Morse Code sound of DIT-DIT-DIT-DAAAHHH ..... What famous symphony does that remind you of?
Uhh...I pass, Alex. I can hear it, and know it's famous, but I can't name it. (Unless, of course, it just happens to the 5th ! That would be pretty amazing ! ) Btw, how do you get your comments into the 'left-stacked' format you use so often?
Rod, you are correct, sir, it is indeed the 5th Symphony of Ludwig Von Beethoven!
What you want to do is use the paragraph-break character combination. To make a paragraph break after the end of a sentence, type a less-than sign, then-with no space intervening-a lower-case b, then-with no space intervening-a lower-case r, then-with no space intervening-a greater-than sign. To make a paragraph break with a blank line before the next paragraph begins, type two of those combinations, one right after the other.
What you want to do is use the paragraph-break character combination. To make a paragraph break after the end of a sentence, type a less-than sign, then-with no space intervening-a lower-case b, then-with no space intervening-a lower-case r, then-with no space intervening-a greater-than sign. To make a paragraph break with a blank line before the next paragraph begins, type two of those combinations, one right after the other.
I can see Chucky G as a bald man due to the extreme hairloss associated with stress trying to keep up with your antics, JD. (You VI-y thing you.) 5s
Heh heh heh, thanks Luke! ;-D
Thanks,
Johnny!
Johnny!
Saw this earlier, Johnny, and voted. Haven't had time to catch up with everthing yet. You know I'm a fan of both Beethoven and sex.
Heh heh, thanks Rick!
JD, what can I say? Consistency is the key!
Pip, you said it all, my hirsutely-hoofed friend! Thanks!
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