Song Parodies -> "I Don't Believe In God!"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me Not To Come"

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Original Performer:

"I Don't Believe In God!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Back in the eighties on Weekend Update with Dennis Miller"........that being said, I'm Al Franken!" The audience applauds and Al Franken goes back stage to his dressing room. Little does he know that Victoria Jackson is in there waiting for him. He closes the door behind him and Victoria is there with a bibile and the music starts to play...........

Victoria: Don't you want to hear about god's saving grace? Don't you know that god can love you anyplace? Let us turn to Leviticus, and let us pray. Jesus brings you joy every single day.....

Al: (Throws down make-up brush.) I do not believe in god! I do not believe in god! Lady, you are just plain odd!

Victoria:.....But Al!......the pearly gates of heaven is waiting there for you. Just kneel down and pray and it will be true. Just confess your sins and Jesus will love you. Jesus loves both me and you.......

Al: (Getting ready, throws down blazer.) I do not believe in god! I do not believe in god! Lady, you are just plain odd!......

Victoria:....But Al!.......

Al: (Shouting at top of his lungs.) LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! (Slams door of his dressing room. Little does he know that Victoria is right there behind him!)

Victoria: Amazing grace is good for me and you. Jesus died just for me and you. Let us go to church just to pray. Why don't we do that next Saturday..........

(Al complains to Lorne Michaels. He just ignores the problems that is going on right before his eyes. Victoria follows Al out the door and does not shut up about her religion. Al is getting ballistic!)

Al: LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! (Hails taxi, gets in, but Victoria is in there and STILL refuses to shut up!) LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH!

(Music ends. Al is at his apartment with a bible and a ruler still refusing to give up. Al puts his face in his hands and cries!)

Yes, this really did happen back stage at SNL in the eighties I kid you not folks! Google it on the Internet if you have to. You will see! :)

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Rob Arndt - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment

Thanks for the parody AND the info!!! 555!!!

Jonathan - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment

personally I am a believer... not belieber believer as in I do actually believe in God not Justin Bieber LOL! anyhoo this was actually paced pretty well 5's although I'd like to give you a tip that I was given back in my early days on this site you should try to work on the layout of your parodies an example would be:
Don't you want to hear about God's saving grace?
Don't you know that God can love you anyplace?
that's how the opening lyrics should read to make it easier to tell the pacing

2LD4U - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment

Thank you Rob Arndt and Jonathan for the compliments and the tips! I am glad you enjoyed my parody! :)

Suck it, Al! - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment

Heh heh... serves that ol' lying liar right!

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