Song Parodies -> "Paintball Bambi"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Paintball Bambi"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The newest trend in Vegas is paying $5000. to hunt nude women with paintballs. A parody paradise is such fodder! Due to a miscommunication, Pip and I both started on Pinball Wizard independantly of each other. Since each song came out quite different from the other (we even used different versions), we decided that instead of combining them, we would finish both together and submit both. Please see also "Paintball Pervert."

I was lookin' for some new joy
The net answered my call
Got info there that's citin'
That Vegas has it all
'Cus five thousand bucks can buy sin
Big boobies and coloured balls
Tellin' you that I had
Fun playin' nude paintball!

Her bod's like a statue
It's like hunting in a dream
Aiming for her bumpers
Two of them I've seen
Got thirty girls to choose from
This game is my downfall
When I shot that blonde chick
Mounted her (on my wall)!

She's a paintball Bambi
She's totally unclothed
A paintball Bambi
Got all her parts exposed

Hunting for Bambi's trendy!
But is it...
P.C. and correct...?

The game's full of distractions
Hard moving when you're swelled
The targets are a flashin'
Sure proportioned well
Huntin' down that bare prey
Showin' me her all
Those young running wild girls
Sure give me great paintball

But then I erred
I did a silly thing
Forced to surrender
My snipe rifle to them....

Bambi's got me in a knee lock
Struggle but I jest
Her legs are wrapped around me
Being captured is the best
Got my trigger at her fingers
Here comes my downfall
Now I'm really worried
Where she puts that paintball!

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

malcolm higgins - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment

I've heard of this game.. can I get in on the "pinball wizard theme??

Meriadoc - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Mal, we were rushing to get this done, 'cus we were just sure it was only a matter of days before you beat us to it! :-D (That is partly how we ended up with two...)

Peregrin - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Yep! That's the way Merry put it to me Mal!

Billy Florio - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment

You beat me to a a parody lol

Poison Girl - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL! Hilarious! I know all about the paintball haha! Great job!

mandamoo - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Ouch........hurties ! For a rushed job, you've once again excelled !

Guy DiRito - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

This story got on Fox News yesterday on the O'Reilly Factor. Talk about your ziltch in the brain females, this one who calls herself "Julia" was a classic. Nothing between the ears but from there on down, Disneyland! You guys and or girls or whatever, should have named this one or at least one of them, paintball bimbo. Go here for a newsclip, see video:``````````http://www.foxnews.com/oreilly/index.html `````````` The mayor of Las Vegas was on the show and was looking for a way to prosecute the makers of the video saying that it was some kind of bad business practice that was only out to make money from the videos and likened it to bum fights. Maybe some room for spin off parodies on this one. I missed the first part of the segment.

Snaggletoth - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Hmmm... I don�t think I�m ready to believe in this just yet... how about a link to this "news"? :-)

Guy DiRito - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment

The link is in the comment. And as it were this turned out to be a hoax and here is the link to that one: ````````````````````````````````````````` http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,92959,00.html ``````````````````` but it made for great parody just the same.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.