Song Parodies -> "Parody Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

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Original Performer:

"Parody Wizard"

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The Lyrics

The song Pinball Wizard is one I admire to no end

Ever since I have been reading
This stuff on Amiright
I've noticed this guy Malcom
He seems to be real bright
His mind must be a blizzard
What does he dream at night?
This guy Malcolm Higgins
Sure is a writing fright

His hand is like lightning
A parody machine
He's clever and witty
And usually he's clean
He's got some intuition
Bout Merry and bout Pip
This guy Malcolm Higgins
Sure is a writing whip

He's a parody wizard
How does he write so much?
his mind's a blizzard
He says this you can't touch

I don't know how he does it, I don't know!
This guy is pretty good

He gets varied reactions
He now is number 2
He's written about seacows
That's manatee to you
Always has a slick line
Don't apologize at all
That guy Malcolm Higgins
He's on a writing roll

I thought Bill Tong was
Untouchable, pal
But I can envision
The crown given to Mal

If he keeps writing
A half dozen songs a day
There's gonna be some people
In the dust to stay
He's got brainwaves that go flippin
Right off the radar screen
That guy Malcolm Higgins
Sure is a mean machine

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Meriadoc - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent one Royce!

Jeff Reuben - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Good song (good original too!)

Adam Bernstein - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

All I can hope is that someday someone will write a song about me.

Billy Florio - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Good song Royce..excellent (and the original is one of my all time favorites)..i especailly liked the line: "He's written about seacows That's manatee to you" good job

Bob Gomez - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Kudos, Royce! May I add this bridge? "It's a Malcolm Higgins/It's bound to be a hit/That Malcolm Higgins has/Such unsubtle wit..." d;:^)

John Jenkins - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Good topic, well done.

Mike Florio - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Usually clean? ever been to whatfreaks? Anyway...very good song...

Peregrin - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent stuff, Royce!

malcolm higgins - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment

Royce you are MY idol.... bows to your greatness..

Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh I'm so glad I surf older postings from time to time! This one's hilarious! So may great lines.....here's one of my favorites:

He's written about seacows
That's manatee to you

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